According to the World Climate Report, Neptune is getting warmer. Obviously Humans driving SUVs are to blame as Neptune experiences global warming. Those darn capitalist destroying yet another planet in pursuit of the almighty dollar.
Whoa? What do you mean there are no humans on Neptune? I only thought Global Warming could be caused by man.
Are you serious? Some planets in our solar system are warming up because the Sun is burning brighter.
Well...good thing that is not what is affecting us. We certainly couldn't fix the Global Warming problem if the Earth was getting hotter because the Sun is burning brighter. So, all the other planets are warming up due to increased solar activity but we are warming up due to man-caused activities . Yeah. That makes sense. Can I have my Kool Aid now?
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