BREAKING NEWS. THIS JUST IN:
California lets another celeberity off the hook. Visit California, the land of murders and perverts, if you are famous that is.
Of course, we all know that this trial has really just been one great big diversion to keep us from paying attention to the real crisis...we need to get Katie Holmes away from Tom Cruise before it's too late!
*Tomorrow we will return to our regularly scheduled program and look at issues that really do affect your life, or at least my life.
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