A Story

For some reason I doubt this conversation ever happened...

German Reporter 1> Did you hear that our intelligence people cracked the secret codes used by Ansar al-Islam organization.

German Reporter 2> Aren't they a group of terrorist?

German Reporter 1> No, they are a group of freedom fighters that uses extreme tactics to overthrow those nasty swine of American Conqureours.

German Reporter 2>Are you sure? I thought that they were being advised by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi to be a central agency in the kidnapping and beheading plots.

German Reporter 1> So. Is there a problem with those kinds of tactics? After all, they had to endure an unprovoked attack from those dogs in America. I am writing a story to tell everyone that the codes have been cracked.

German Reporter 2> Wouldn't it be wiser to keep that information a secret? If the terrorist know we can crack thier codes, won't they just change to a new code we can't crack?

German Reporter 1> Ludicrous. They will keep using the same code because it is too hard to get the new code to all thier people.

German Reporter 2> (sarcastically) And of course, they wouldn't have a contingency plan just in case thier codes get cracked.

German Reporter 1> We must do our part to bring down the evil American Empire.

German Reporter 2> I think it is a bad idea...

German Reporter 1> It doesn't matter what you think, the people have a right to know, even if it puts more American troops in harm's way. What do we care? We have to be independent and not pick sides. We have to be nuetral.

Thus, the paper printed the article: German Intelligence Crack Terror Group's Codes