I just fix computers

A conversation with Mihaela (age 5) . Her kindergarten class has had some parents come and speak to them about their occupations..

I arrive home. Mihaela jumps up and is very excited.

Mihaela: Daddy, Daddy, can I tell you something?

Me: Sure.

Mihaela: Will you come to my class and talk about email and computers?

Me: I'm not sure that would be exciting.

Mihaela: What exactly do you do again?

Me: I'm a computer programmer.

Mihaela (with all seriousness possible): hmmm...they won't understand that. Just tell them you fix computers.