Before this turns into a "Daddy Blog," I better post some kind of outrage or something. Here is an outrageous story for you:
A group of doctors in Great Britain are calling for the banning of some types of kitchen knives because of their dangerous nature.
This is something I would expect The Onion to do...but, reality is stranger than satire. Just remember, it only takes about 10 years for the ludicrous ideas of Europe to move across the ocean and be bantered about by the idiots over here. Buy your kitchen knives now before you are required to have a FBI background check and a mandatory waiting period to purchase the proper utensil to open a watermelon.
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